私はおそらくこのおなかとおっぱいの遊びのために地獄に行くでしょう!

Having had a very unsuccessful nights sleep I got up super early at 5am and took my sidekick for a spin. He wanted to go on his favourite walk - which takes us through a graveyard. And, well, what can I say? The little red man on my shoulder whoop-arsed the little white man on my other shoulder and insisted I lifted my top and start playing with my tummy. It was feeling sore and needed some TLC style stroking and playing. Which then turned into playing with my tits. Obviously!