近所の人は台所で踊りながらおっぱいを出している私を捕まえました

I was listening to my new favourite album whilst redecorating my kitchen (at long last!) when the urge to dance overtook the desire to slap paint on the walls and ceiling! The trouble with my abode is that it's on a corner of a popular walkies route, and the kitchen has two windows where you can look in from the street VERY easily. Just as one of my fellow sidekick-owners did whilst I was bouncing around recording a video for you!