屋外で放尿した後、おっぱいを出しておしゃべり

I was busy plodding away doing gardening and tidying up outside when the urge for a piss came over me. As it's such a lovely day I decided to pop inside and grab my phone to make a long overdue video of me peeing outside. I've got some fab new upstairs neighbours who very much enjoy gardening too, unlike the old ones who NEVER used their gardens and so it was super easy for me to make ‘Naked DIY in the garden' videos for you. Anyway, I headed to the top of my garden where I'd be most visible to the most amount of neighbours windows, pulled my shorts down and unleashed a heavy stream of piss before using a trusty old piece of band merchandise to wipe my super retro hairy pussy. Using fabric to wipe with stops me getting super sore and itchy down there. And we finish off with my chatting away about gardens that are no longer jungles and the Great Gate Fiasco aka The GateGate. Haha.