魔法の毛布

probably where it always is. Which it's normally on the couch under the table.

Aren't you freezing? No, it's so warm inside. Aren't you hot? Look at you, what are you living in?

You're crazy. It's so cold in here. Oh, are you cold? Yes, I'm very cold. I wish you would turn on the heater.

Such a liar.

If you're not going to turn the heater on, at least you can do this cuddle with me.